Williams Epic adventure! *REAL! NOT FAKE!*

i was in my room the other day and it was dark and quiet, the house was alone and empty, when suddenly i heard a BAM in the kitchen... i was like WTF...
then i went to look and you wont believe what i found! it was OLIMAR!!
he then gave me a special shrinking suit which made me small (no shit dude...) ,then we rode his awesome space ship and went to this unknown planet where the pikmin lived! it was so cool! i plucked my first pikmin!!! and yeah we went on lurking in places so weird and funny looking ( i was not high ), then suddenly, SPACE PIRATES CAME OUT OF NO WHERE!! and struck us with lighting!! i dodge the lighting bolt and hid behind some weird rock, then samus shot her great zero laser! it took everything done including our balls.... our smash balls... so we ran but then ganondorf sent out some demons to fight and destroy more! it was all in a riot!! then soon or later we noticed every SSBB character was on the land and they where fighting harshly.
pit, sonic and metaknight died from one of foxs lazers and Diddys peanut, (YES THEY SUCK) when all of a sudden every character had the final smash on and where about to use it, i died like 15 mins ago by an apple intoxication (stupid lucky number 7...) they where all willing to make the final blow to see which of the SSBB characters was the best, i stared closely at this intense fight! i worried about olimar and GaW, even though GaW was the one who killed me...
after waiting like 5 mins for one character to activate his smash (like in the DBZ cartoons, they take to fucking long) they all did, i was unfortunate in the center of the brawl, so basically every FS was heading towards me, then olimar said: i got an idea!! he grabbed my hand and we flew up high taking out an immense amount of power in our hands we stroke every character at once that created one huge BLOW!!! and!!!.......................................

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............. i fell of my bed...

How did you see Olimar if he was already small? :T

You really gotta cut down on the drugs...