Boom and Enies discuss secrets about how to get laid

eniesvlobby: Sup, Boom.
mariosstar: sup..
mariosstar: lol
eniesvlobby: How's that girl doing?
mariosstar: Pretty good
mariosstar: um
mariosstar: I still fail pretty hard though
mariosstar: it seems like I can only make fun of girls I like >.<
mariosstar: My brain just doesn't cooperate w/ me.
eniesvlobby: Cool-a-rooni.
mariosstar: GEEE THX BITCH
eniesvlobby: I think a perfect gift you can give her is Left 4 Dead and a spoon.
eniesvlobby: Works for me every time.
mariosstar: >_>
mariosstar: Enies
mariosstar: you say "OMG HOTNESS I WANNA BANG YOU"
mariosstar: works
mariosstar: >_>
mariosstar: >___________>
eniesvlobby: W-what.
mariosstar: nvm
mariosstar: lol
mariosstar: and uh
mariosstar: a spoon?
eniesvlobby: Trust me, after you've finished playing a horror zombie shooter game with her, she'll be spooning all over you.
eniesvlobby: That's where the spoon comes into play.
mariosstar: ....
mariosstar: XD
mariosstar: You almost make sense
eniesvlobby: I'm just that good.

"I have a foot long dick"

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